Sex Scene on TV + Parents in the room
And you don’t know whether you should be like
POKERFACE:
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re simply like this:
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That moment when
Someone hella cute starts following you on tumblr:
Then you read their description and they’re the same age:
Then you read that they live in Narnia:
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random thoughts right now.
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off?
What is another word for a thesaurus?
If you’re underwater, would you be able to cry?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
If you expect the unexpected, won’t the unexpected be the expected?
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